Midlife Crisis Version | 0.34

[USER DID NOT CRASH THE CAR. GOOD ENDING ACHIEVED.] [INSTALLING UPDATE: ACCEPTANCE_V1.0]

: You might feel a "deep sense of remorse" for goals not yet met by this specific milestone, or a fear of being "outpaced" by younger, more successful peers. Symptoms of the 0.34 Update Midlife Crisis Version 0.34

Now requires three specific pillows and a white noise machine to successfully boot up. [USER DID NOT CRASH THE CAR