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Review — “Poop” by Melody Marks (assumed)

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💩/10 for usefulness; 10/10 for making people say “Wait, what?”

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Review — “Poop” by Melody Marks (assumed) 💩/10 for usefulness

Disclaimer: This article is a linguistic and cultural analysis of an anomalous search term. It does not contain, endorse, or link to any explicit or scatological material. Melody Marks is a professional performer; we encourage respecting all performers’ boundaries and legal work.